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Oldgrounder from a mythical lost age when everybody on NG was trying to make their own anime. Keeping that fuckin dream alive B]

Kalen Whitfield @JazLyte

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Posted by JazLyte - January 22nd, 2013


Hey there, Newgrounds, remember me? No? Fuck you too.

So I've been getting a fair amount of questions and such about more Necropolis toons in reviews, on DA, on Facebook and such, but sadly I was serious when I said I wasn't going to be doing any more. I'm glad people remember these toons existed after so long, I really am :D But it's been 2 years since the last one, and I've grown a little as a writer and an artist since I made the series. Necropolis was fueled mostly by anger toward religion that has long since turned to apathy. I attempted to create countless endings to what I had planned to be a trilogy, but nothing fit. I put such an obscene amount of time into the cartoons (mostly spent on things that never ended up going public and changing my mind) that it just got harder and harder to work on, and I never really had any particular direction with the story in mind. It was written by someone that's not me anymore, someone whose ass I'd kick if I met him now...

BUT. This is not to say I'm not doing anything anymore. Not to say I'll never concoct another dark comedy/action series.

Nope.

This is not to say that at all.

This is more to promise a new beginning if any of my old audience is still haunting NG anymore... If anybody here still likes things that are silly, violent and over-the-top. Things that say way too much about the artist who made it, way more than he cares to even tell people close to him. I think you might be pleased with what's coming. It's not an offshoot of Devilslayer or Necropolis, it just is what it is. It's just a story about a guy named Charlie, who loves the children and the Native Americans and the police and bubblebaths, and bats with barbed wire and his fantastical little world in the deserts of the American West. Take that for whatever you like, I think you'll enjoy it. I'll keep you posted B3

In the meantime, I'm Tumbling here, and being Deviant here, and...and Booking... Faces... here.

<3

PS: New Art, give it a look.

New Beginnings. Bigger ones.


Posted by JazLyte - October 23rd, 2012


Do any of you faggots feel like your standards and your abilities are at an equilibrium?

Standards vs. Abilities


Posted by JazLyte - August 20th, 2012


There is nothing even remotely sexy going on in my life right now.

You know what?


Posted by JazLyte - July 18th, 2012


1. A button at the top row for the Portal right between Art and Channels.
A stop to this "classic" shit, we know it's classic, doesn't mean nobody wants it anymore. It was the first thing I clicked for 10 years, I don't want it going the way of the Alphas section.

2. The return of the little popup thingies on submission names that tell you the author, score and icon.

3. The return of the Turd of the Week.

Or so I will help me I will fucking

My Demands.


Posted by JazLyte - July 10th, 2012


First action toon of the year! And not the last B3

There's a new short out by Zombie Pimp and myself about a flying golden asshole and a morbidly obese mech duking it out! CHECK DAT SHYT OUT.


Posted by JazLyte - June 24th, 2012


What typically makes you rewatch an animated short or a movie or an episode?

Dicksus.

What makes you rewatch a cartoon?


Posted by JazLyte - June 14th, 2012


is crack.

Zetman


Posted by JazLyte - May 19th, 2012


Yeah so I'm going to be doing this every Monday. Do you love me yet?

Also I'm making more Negropolis because I'm hopeless. <3 Yoouuuu


Posted by JazLyte - January 29th, 2012


Go ahead, I'll wait.

Hotdog


Posted by JazLyte - January 3rd, 2012


Hey faggots :D So it's a new year, say goodbye to 2011's bullshit, hello end of the world! And I by end of the world, I mean end of America! Wheee! In light of SOPA, IDB and the repeal of DADT(If there's ever a draft, tickling the recruiter won't work anymore) I've arranged to come live in Argentina with my sweaty internet latin lover Hulalaoo to shelter myself from the storm!

2011 wasn't a big year for my art, I barely did shit. I made more money off of my art than ever, but I was more indecisive and unproductive than ever. I 'gave up' on Necropolis only to end up writing potential new ones anyway... So there may be at least an ending this year... Blahdy blah.

The name of the game this year is to just quit second-guessing myself. I like making long "faux-cinematic" Flash, and i'll be continuing to do so in some capacity regardless of what little monetary potential there is, and I plan to break into more gaymes as well. I'll be trying to bring a team together for a new UrbanLyte, and I've been stockpiling web comics as well, just to test the waters on that end. I promise I'll never have another lazy ass year like that, I'll probably end up sucking dick on the streets if I do >.>

So here's to hoping that 2012 will be the year people on NG start making action and drama again! More violence! More emotion! More ART. Less CHEDDAR. Less BROKEN PROMISES, MORE CORNY FLASH ANIME! Cheers! :D

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