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Oldgrounder from a mythical lost age when everybody on NG was trying to make their own anime. Keeping that fuckin dream alive B]

Kalen Whitfield @JazLyte

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Cartoon Studio Tumor

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Joined on 4/20/06

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Posted by JazLyte - December 7th, 2011


Don't everybody rush to make a Skyrim cartoon all at once. It's such a maverick approach, nobody else will dare

Hey Now 2: The Reckoning


Posted by JazLyte - November 17th, 2011


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Yeah, you.


Posted by JazLyte - October 25th, 2011


I'm making a short documentary about words that piss people off. How many of you are offended by the word n****r or any slur that might be targeted at you like fag, spic, etc...?

<3

N****r Poll.


Posted by JazLyte - September 23rd, 2011


So Madness Day has cum and went, and I'm glad to see people still participating even though I reluctantly chose to drop my entry. If I'm not mistaken, Madness is NG's longest running action series, and it's good to see that it still has the power to make you lazy fucks want to animate action/violence again.

Now don't you all run and do this at once...but maybe... stay with me... we should animate more action flash for the rest of the year too... and not just for Madness and Pico Day. MAYBE. I'm just sayin.

Don't all rush to do this at once but...


Posted by JazLyte - August 31st, 2011


Take you cranial gizzards on a journey babeh...
This is my buddy Shomari's portfolio, and his artwork is 100% mind sex. Last year we brainstormed a lot together, and when I go back to school our dorm room is going to brutally and swiftly reshaped into an animation studio. Expect collaboration that will make the world cum, then sit back and contemplate our bonership.

Click it and open wide for rape.

Mind Sex.


Posted by JazLyte - August 18th, 2011


We lose. Teehee :3

Cartoons Blow Ass.


Posted by JazLyte - August 10th, 2011


The world's a fucked up place,
but I live my life in a bubble of safety.
I've had little teaspoon tastes of the wasteland outside,
but nothing like the main course. No, nothing at all.
Yet still, I wear my tiny little battle paper cuts proudly.
I'll talk down to others who don't have as many paper cuts as I do,
then I'll pick up and carry a stinky little cross with pretty stickers on it and carry it arrogantly.
My stinky little cross is special, no one else has stickers that are as pretty,
and I'll tell you how the trauma from my paper cuts spoke to me and told me to put this tiny piece of stinky wood on my back.
Do not treat me as your equal,
I am not.
In fact, I'm better than you, but I won't tell you that because you can't handle the truth.
So I'll snicker to myself and others with stinky little crosses.
I know that you admire me when I tell you to shut up, that's what you want.
I know that you admire me when I laugh at your little cross, that's what you want.
I know that you admire me when I ask you to hide so that I can pretend you don't exist, that's what you want.
All the time you're drudging through my request, you're wishing you were me.
You see, we're all headed for the same cliff, and nobody knows what's over the edge... except me.
Knowing something never particularly made it true, but knowing is easy and safe.
The truth of the matter is,
while I'm carrying my stinky little cross, you are carrying a cross that's much heavier.
Your cross is me.
Your cross to carry is me trying to convince you to go become someone else's cross so that they will envy you as you envy me.
You do not exist, only I and He.
Now bend over,
open the book,
apply the lube,

and WORSHIP.

Stinky Little Cross


Posted by JazLyte - July 22nd, 2011


Hey everybody, thanks for all the nice reviews and votes on my latest frash frolic //euNICE, and to the staff for the Robot Day prize, I needed that semi-loud, awkward "w00p!" in the middle of the library, that made me the happiest faggot in Chicago today :D

...See you on Madness Day >B3

Corruption Wins Again


Posted by JazLyte - July 3rd, 2011


Hey there NG. I feel like this is the first time in awhile I've talked on here about project updates instead of just spam. The fuck?

So I started stripping recently.
Hide your wife.
Get back in the closet.
Turn off the goddamn anime.
Treat yourself to some hot chocolate.

Also, I'm a YouTube whore now, (new account), so subscribe to my issues. :D Can you fucking believe I got to the name JazLyte first? The fuck, I thought every name was taken on YT. Anyway, I'll be posting animation tutorials, speed-anmate videos and whatever flicks I make on here in the future. Possibly an exclusive at some point, since I have a whopping 3 subscribers >.>

Lastly, I'm working on a new movie, and I'm suffering for 2 minutes of your entertainment all next week, fatass :3 Have a nice week, see you on Sunday. I'm excited for Robot Day, anybody else making something? TELL ME ABOUT IT. It pleasures me.

*fap*

My Disgusting Methods, Stripping, Robots


Posted by JazLyte - June 30th, 2011


Hey there everybody, just being a whore and telling you to expect some new slightly fucked-up toonage from me on the 10th, Hoebot Day :D See you then, I know my musty South American boyfriend Hulalaoo is making something too, so you can expect at least two ass-kickings this month <3

BRB Animating