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JazLyte
Queer black pulp trash cartoons & music. TV storyboard hooker for rent.

Kalen Whitfield @JazLyte

Age 34, Male

Storyboard Skank

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Posted by JazLyte - August 3rd, 2010


Hey passersby, it's 4am and I'm sitting here working on a little game job I got recently. I have The Roots playing in the background, so I'm feeling deep right now.

Why is the audience for flash movies so small?

Hm... I don't think I've mentioned it before on here, but after Synergy I realized that I'm not getting much of anywhere with my goals making these long-ass wannabe-epics. Not that I'm going to stop, there is nothing I love more than spreading my obnoxious opinions through allegory hidden by over-the-top fight scenes and immature comedy, it's great for my portfolio. I just wonder sometimes why it is that if you're not either Adam Phillips or Oney, cinematic flash is a dead end... It's no secret that people typically go for flash games first...okay, I get that, but what would it take for the internet audience to appreciate cinematic flash more? Is it just me that would much rather watch Flash than TV?

I appreciate the commission work I've gotten on Flash Game License and Flash Game Art, but why is it that there's no actual MARKET for flash movies? Are we movie animators giving it up too easily? Do you think the internet would miss us if we stopped giving it up for free? :3 I think personally that it'd be cool if there were a site where people could bid on indie cartoons for their websites. Maybe then there would be some extra money in us half-decent animators' pockets too instead of just game developers and god-status animators.


Posted by JazLyte - July 27th, 2010


Hey all my adoring fans on Newgrounds, I just wanted to update you on all my Madness fan works that you all know me for! Therye so orignal and good and sont suck!!! xD

Hank Crayon Drawing: 54%
-MASSIVE UPADTE: ADDING CLOUDS IN THE BG!!!
-Now coloring INSIDE the lines, going for broke on this one!

Madness Ultimate Armageddon Drawing Tutorial Z: 10%
-A tutorial for how to draw Madness arms
-UPDATE: ADDED Madness hands and feet turoial

Ultimate Madness Feature-Length Movie: 0%
-Still emailing Burt Reynolds to direct the film, no response yet but keep praying for it!
-Drawing concetp art 4 the movie (GOT NEW CRAYONS, SO THEYR GONNA LOOK GREAT!)

More updates soon! Donate money to my paypal, Yungjazz@gmail.com AND i'LL DRAW U A FREE mADNESS COMMISSION!!!!!!! xDXdXDXDXC :333

Madness Day Updates! xD XD :3


Posted by JazLyte - July 12th, 2010


Animator beef, n***a!

QUICK, RUN TO RINA-CHAN, KIRB AND SCOOT'S RESCUE! THAT'LL TOTALLY SOLVE EVERYTHING AND I BET CHAINSAW DENTIST IS HURT AND HORRIBLY OFFENDED BY EVERY LAST MEAN REVIEW!

DO IT, RUSH TO OUR DEFENSE, FOR WE 20-SOMETHING-YEAR-OLD BASEMENT ANIMATORS OWN YOUR SOUL!!! WE ARE NOT JUST PEOPLE WHO MAKE ENTERTAINMENT TO PAY BILLS AND BUY WEED, WE ARE PEOPLE YOU SHOULD GET MAD OVER AND FAG-DRAG THOSE WHO OPPOSE US!!!

Street Fighter Chode Controversy :O


Posted by JazLyte - July 10th, 2010


Hey there hoebags :D Happy Robot Day, I participated in my first collab movie, Rageous 7 today. Yes, it's a fight scene. With ass. Enjoy! I have a nasty headache right now so I'll pass out critiques and hoecards tomorrow.

Rageous Robot Day!


Posted by JazLyte - July 1st, 2010


So, I went to see The Last Airbender with IslandChick and Dirtshake. If you're holding out hope for this movie, exit this window. Where do I start? Well, as a huge fan of Avatar, having seen every episode at least 3 or 4 times, I think I'm qualified to judge this movie fairly.

If you're new to the franchise, Avatar is the story of a world with 4 nations based on the 4 elements (The Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, Water Tribes and Air Nomads). Each of these nations have found ways to manipulate their title element for the benefit of their society in some way. In this world, there's an ever-present spirit called the avatar that is born into a single human, and constantly reincarnated into a different person after it's host dies. The avatar soul grants its host the ability to master control over all four elements. The avatar serves as a medium between the spirit world and the humans, but more importantly serves as a religious/political icon that symbolizes peace between the four nations and is normally supposed to keep them from being at each other's throats.

Sounds pretty generic right? It is, the premise isn't incredibly unique or interesting, true. But you forget that when you get sucked in by the intricate, whimsical world, beautiful visuals, great characters, great character development, and flawless pacing. You just don't get TV cartoons like this more than once in a decade. This show is a true argument for good execution... It'll make you a believer in the idea that there is way more to a story than just a cool idea; if you have a great premise and think everything will work itself out, you're sadly mistaken. (I'm looking at you Ben 10, Bleach, Soul Eater, Naruto, Generator Rex and Wolverine and the X-Men) I could go on and on kissing this show's ass, but I won't. The main gist of this paragraph is that The Last Airbender is COMPLETELY DEVOID of everything that made the cartoon series good. EVERYTHING.

The good pacing is gone. Everything in this movie happens at 200 miles an hour. All the character exposure is gone, so unless you're like me and know the franchise mythology in and out, you won't know, enjoy, or give a fuck about the characters. They don't mean anything. They ARE the 2 hours of stilted, dry dialogue and blank stares and nothing more. They don't have personalities or feelings.

The intricate, whimsical world is gone. Half the fun with avatar was seeing all the cool detail put into the show's world. If you watched the show regularly, you knew the world INSIDE OUT because they showed you EVERYTHING. You could identify the spirits, the gods, the places, the cities, the fighting styles, everything.

As for visuals, this wasn't too bad. The animation was... believable... most of the time... I suppose but not quite Avatar. The bending was incredibly slow and delayed, and the fighting was stuffed with cheese (Lots of slowmo, lots of quickly-switching camera shots)

Great characters? Hell naw! That's asking too much. Every character was robbed of their fun personality from the show and the story was gutted of every opportunity to get to know the characters that the cartoon used. Now, when I noticed this through the first half hour, I figured M. Night had done this because the movie was going to be short and they wanted to focus on the story. IT WASN'T. The movie was 2 hours! The character development scenes from the show were replaced by shitty dialogue/narration scenes that were creatively crafted by M. himself and served no purpose to draw you in at all.

Great character development? Okay, granted I'm not a big fan of the franchise's spunky male lead Aang becoming more "serious" and "responsible" later in the cartoon series, but it was SOMETHING. In the show, female lead Katara went from being an emotional, plucky kid to a tough, level-headed warrior broad; lazy, insecure Sokka gradually became a confident, crafty, cunning strategist; Prince Zuko and General Iroh perhaps the two most interesting characters slowly realize the hypocrisy and tyranny of their comfortable lives. The movie... Wait...this movie had characters?

That's all I can say. It was a major disappointment. Maybe somebody who KNOWS avatar should have been involved with that movie because NO ONE in that crew did. That is my opinion. If you liked it, glad to hear it. But the way I see it, I can't even see someone who didn't know the real mythology the way I do enjoying that movie. If the cartoon never existed, it still would have been a bland, hollow head-smacker. Ok I'm done.

The Last Airbender Fail


Posted by JazLyte - June 23rd, 2010


Hey Newgrounds, been working with a few people on a few collaborative projects, including Redharvest's Robot Collab and Dirtshake's Halloween Collab. See you on robot day!


Posted by JazLyte - June 11th, 2010


Hey passersby, my new toon Necropolis Synergy is out, hope you love it =)


Posted by JazLyte - June 8th, 2010


People who saw my last submission, don't freak out, it didn't get blammed, I took it down for the second time because the SAME FUCKING BUG IN ACTION SCRIPT AS LAST TIME IS STILL AFFECTING IT.

Once I get it fixed, I'll re-upload the movie. Kthxbai.


Posted by JazLyte - June 2nd, 2010



Posted by JazLyte - May 19th, 2010


Okay, so this morning I was offered sexual favors in exchange for a whorish front page post by my RL home skillet biscuit Dirtshake. He's throwing together a Halloween collab this year and he's still looking for four more animators. Its a collab about how Halloween changes for people as they grow older, from a child to an adult, and each of the ten parts deals with a certain age or experience. You can find more information on his last post. He'd much appreciate anyone joining. SO DO IT. NAOO.

Also, umm blah blah blah Necropolis Synergy 87% done, blah blah whole 2-minute scene of violence completely frame-by-frame blah blah blah suicide blah bisexual rant blah. Blah blah Blah release date I won't actually honor so who gives a fuck blah blah

Hawoween Cowab