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JazLyte
Queer black pulp trash cartoons & music. TV storyboard hooker for rent.

Kalen Whitfield @JazLyte

Age 34, Male

Storyboard Skank

Hyenaville

Joined on 4/20/06

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Posted by JazLyte - March 25th, 2011


Hey there, NG. Thought I'd break up the self-induced monotony by actually updating on some of my latest misadventures.

It's been about 10 months since Synergy, and I'm afraid I'm not even close to finishing another Necropolis flick. Things have been oddly busy for me since I resumed school, so it'll probably be awhile before there's another. Hopefully by the end of the year. I haven't stopped practicing techniques and trying to improve my talky storytelling though, whatever the fuck happens, it'll be epic (at least in my own head). Many of the voice actors I started this whole project with have bailed on me, so I'll probably be holding auditions soon.

So currently, I'm working slowly but surely on a Pico Day toon, and I'll also be visiting NG headquarters for the puurty on April 30th, can't wait to see this years submissions. They better be violent or so help me >:(

Also, I'm considering starting a comic for the busy times, something nice and easy I won't have to cry and beg for cooperation with.

Keep ya posted <3


Posted by JazLyte - March 17th, 2011


What exactly does it take to make the transition from kid who draws to professional? Oy.

Dear art god...


Posted by JazLyte - March 1st, 2011


NEVER.


Posted by JazLyte - February 7th, 2011


Has anybody ever tried it before? I'd like to take a crack at this, but I'm having a hard time with it, sometimes I have a hard enough time just organizing one movie.

Any tips or experience involving this? I will suck yo dick.

Making Multiple Cartoons at Once?


Posted by JazLyte - January 4th, 2011


Oh hey I'm making another cartoon about weird black people, you should totally glance by this page and not leave a comment.

Put a shirt on, n***a.


Posted by JazLyte - December 23rd, 2010


Enjoy your life the rest of the year, then there's no point in putting up trees, lying to your kids about a fat burglar and pretending the salvation of mankind was born on a day that just happens to be fiscally convenient for THE MAN MAAAAAN

Christmas Blows Donkey Dick.


Posted by JazLyte - December 1st, 2010


See, that's my weekly insult followed by a fascinating anime screencap. Am I cool yet?

Oney, Egoraptor and HotDiggetyDemon can all blow me.


Posted by JazLyte - November 23rd, 2010


Now this, this is a real man's flash.

Your flash sucks balls.


Posted by JazLyte - November 11th, 2010


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When I first discovered this dude like 2 years ago, I had more of an internet presence than him and I figured nobody would notice. Now I'm seeing his name more and more and I'd rather not have people think I'm him. REALLY RATHER.

Soooo I'm changing my name to something more unique. I was thinking Soljuice, but it's kind of ugly to say out loud.

I'd ask for suggestions, but I know how you n***as are. Somebody'll go make an account with that name just to be a dick KAWAII DESU


Posted by JazLyte - October 31st, 2010


Two largely invisible Flash series, Necropolis and Exile, collide in a Flash that patrickliberty calls "ha..."!

Newgrounds D-List animators Yungjazz and JordanD present, something that will waste a precious minute or so of your life you will NEVER get back,

Necropolis vs. Exile: Epic Crossover Chronicles: Hoeloween: The Reckoning: Vengeance 2: The Reckoning.

Happy Halloween, kiss your minute or so goodbye because we're nevergiving it back, seriously.

The Epic Crossover No One was waiting for...