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Oldgrounder from a mythical lost age when everybody on NG was trying to make their own anime. Keeping that fuckin dream alive B]

Kalen Whitfield @JazLyte

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Posted by JazLyte - February 7th, 2011


Has anybody ever tried it before? I'd like to take a crack at this, but I'm having a hard time with it, sometimes I have a hard enough time just organizing one movie.

Any tips or experience involving this? I will suck yo dick.

Making Multiple Cartoons at Once?


Posted by JazLyte - January 4th, 2011


Oh hey I'm making another cartoon about weird black people, you should totally glance by this page and not leave a comment.

Put a shirt on, n***a.


Posted by JazLyte - December 23rd, 2010


Enjoy your life the rest of the year, then there's no point in putting up trees, lying to your kids about a fat burglar and pretending the salvation of mankind was born on a day that just happens to be fiscally convenient for THE MAN MAAAAAN

Christmas Blows Donkey Dick.


Posted by JazLyte - December 1st, 2010


See, that's my weekly insult followed by a fascinating anime screencap. Am I cool yet?

Oney, Egoraptor and HotDiggetyDemon can all blow me.


Posted by JazLyte - November 23rd, 2010


Now this, this is a real man's flash.

Your flash sucks balls.


Posted by JazLyte - November 11th, 2010


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When I first discovered this dude like 2 years ago, I had more of an internet presence than him and I figured nobody would notice. Now I'm seeing his name more and more and I'd rather not have people think I'm him. REALLY RATHER.

Soooo I'm changing my name to something more unique. I was thinking Soljuice, but it's kind of ugly to say out loud.

I'd ask for suggestions, but I know how you n***as are. Somebody'll go make an account with that name just to be a dick KAWAII DESU


Posted by JazLyte - October 31st, 2010


Two largely invisible Flash series, Necropolis and Exile, collide in a Flash that patrickliberty calls "ha..."!

Newgrounds D-List animators Yungjazz and JordanD present, something that will waste a precious minute or so of your life you will NEVER get back,

Necropolis vs. Exile: Epic Crossover Chronicles: Hoeloween: The Reckoning: Vengeance 2: The Reckoning.

Happy Halloween, kiss your minute or so goodbye because we're nevergiving it back, seriously.

The Epic Crossover No One was waiting for...


Posted by JazLyte - October 28th, 2010



Posted by JazLyte - October 24th, 2010


Hey passersby. I was working on a third Necropolis toon, but I think I'm going to try something different with the series. At the moment, I'm working on a short for my buddy's Halloween collab and a few game projects. Rageous 7 won't be the last thing from me in the portal this year. Okay, well no promises. Actually, you know what fuck Flash I'm gonna go watch TV instead.


Posted by JazLyte - October 21st, 2010


Ffffuck. I don't own any purple clothes for those gay suicides, but I think I'll make some art to show my respects instead.

I know how it feels to constantly struggle with your identity in society that's still moronically attached to outdated notions of "decency" rooted in ancient religions and hateful books. I was too old to get bullied by the time I told the world I was JUST bisexual, but I definitely got the full impact of my over-religious mother pathetically trying to convince me to go hide in a closet out of her own embarrassment and insecurity, and the nights crying with a blade in my hand and the explosive nervous breakdowns in my psychiatrists office. Don't ever be afraid of yourself.

You're the only person who's going to be with you your whole life. NO one can give you a right to exist, not your peers, not greedy, bigoted preachers; not shitty ancient religions and definitely not your parents.Take all the time you need to, but learn to love and accept who YOU are. Not who people say you should be.

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