JazLyte's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DBZ: Game On]

Best DBZ parody ever.

That was actually pretty damn funny. I'd work on the sound quality a little, but I loved the constant changing between really-detailed stillframes and really animated fBf. Also, the facial expressions were fucking hilarious. Random. Had no story. No real 'jokes'. Loved it.

[Keepsake]

Not bad by any stretch of the imagination

This toon gives me mixed feelings. I love the short story, the dark ambience, and the backgrounds looked fantastic. I'd love to have the patience to do my BGs in Photoshop, and not alot of Newgrounders can pull that off. Unfortunately, the character animation did nothing for this cartoon. Every movement was either tweened or 'faded' in, and it made the two characters look pretty tacky compared to the pretty backgrounds. I'm not saying I'm expecting Disney-style full fBf on everything, but try mixing still frames and fBf where needed, because it's kind of hard to feel a character's intensity when their movement is so synthetic. Nice little story though.

hebbazz responds:

I can definetly see what you're talking about animation wise and will take note at it into our further projects. Unfortunate enough we didn't have time to do much of the movements frame by frame like we wanted to do but next time I hope we get enough time to do what our vision was.
Yes the backgrounds were actually a blast to make :) so thank you on that note :)
thank you for the review!
/Marcus

[Great Destiny Man]

The cobras would burn as well you stupid bitch.

I was trying to remember what looked familiar about this cartoon, now I remember, you had put up a tutorial or some shit a few months ago with the steps you took to make this, well it came out great. These are definitely your best graphics yet, and though I'd like to see more fBf in your stuff and less Distortion Tool, it still looks fucking great. The voice acting, clear quality, pompous, mean and funny as hell. Your shit's as irrelevant and random as always, which is why it stands out, and why I always click it first. Keep up the great work mayne.

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks v much yungjazz!

though i have to say any more fbf in this and my head would have exploded.

[Beef Jerky Boxers]

Yes.

As a matter of fact I have.

JunkYardAnimations responds:

you're sick! i would have only thought of making a cartoon about this but never doing it in real life!!!! you're sick.... can i watch? :)

[cupcake?]

This Flash changed my life.

I hope you know that that was fucking incredible sir. Teh animation. Teh story. Teh everything.

TheBoogley responds:

It changed the mighty YungJazzes life? I don't believe it! 8O

[The Worst Fight Ever]

Funny as fuck.

I just happened to notice this flash on the play-page of Mackity's dong, low and behold this was the funniest shit ever. Good job, I have tears in my eyes, my god.

Aqlex responds:

Heh, wow, thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it xD.

[Don't Sleep, Robby!]

Damn, man you work fast...

Done already?? o_O God...Anyways, nice work man, funny as hell. Especially caught my attention from BEING in this situation. But I should mark you down for killing off the burrito, she was my favorite character.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Hah, sorry, didn't mean to bring your hopes up with burrito. She was a martyr character. And when I talked to you guys, I was actually pretty close to being done already. I'm actually kind of slow, especially if you compare it to how fast some others release stuff. But I'm just a perfectionist at heart, so all that time is spent usually fine tuning everything. Glad you enjoyed it man! See ya around!

[Spider Powers]

A good time for a stupid animation it is.

It's the truth, this is shit nobody thinks about when writing a story where somebody gets powers. It always seems like because they become a superhero, they suddenly don't need employment or have to pay rent. Well played, sir, well played. Sound quality was a little cheap, and animation was minimalistic, but the toon did it's job. Well played.

[The Pigpen]

No INTENDED metaphor, but definitely metaphor.

I saw some analogy here that applies to many aspects of life, though you say it wasn't intended, it's definitely there. I can see alot here pertaining to conformity (They had to make horrible sacrifices for a temporary high that fizzles out when they had nothing agreeable left to give), hell even drug usage, but I won't go into all that because I don't feel like typing it. It's definitely quality flash, decent graphic, and an interesting story. I found the pacing to be a little fast, because it was kind of hard to pick up on, especially with there being no narrative, but otherwise a damn fine distraction and a good effort. Keep up the good work man =)

SpamClamberton responds:

How are things with you and Paperbat?

[Hulalaoo anime antics]

Usted come pene.

Hola. He decidido usar una mierda Inglés Traductor al español de la Internet para pretender que soy capaz de hablar español. Naturalmente, para alguien que está bien versado en el idioma español, esta revisión probablemente se verá como mierda indescifrable. Me gusta Hulalaoo y como ustedes para hacer este flash de la epicness. Por favor, responda en español para que la gente piensa que sabe lo que estoy hablando, gracias.

Emanhattan responds:

oye yongazz que pasa man B)