JazLyte's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chronicles of a Demon Ep3]

I keep watching these waiting for somethin'....

I hope I don't sound like a dick, but I feel like I'm missing out on that thing that makes people love this so much. The graphics are okay, there's little frame-by-frame for it to be such a simplistic style though. It's for comedy primarily, right? If that's the case, then I think the fight lasted too long and was a bit lazy. There was a LOT of recycling of drawings and animations here too. The humor didn't really catch my attention. Might just be me, and I like making fun of satanism myself. Who knows, I know what I say here won't matter though, you have a good following for it. Peace.

Darkar responds:

Thanks for the review. :)

[Dream$]

You seem good, but this didn't do much for me.

You seem to have relative flash skill, but the subject matter was barely entertaining. Maybe it's just me. The art and graphics were okay, and the animation was average i suppose, but it seemed pointless. How would you describe this flash to someone if you were trying to get them to watch it? "There's this guy, and he's trying to kill himself, but he's dreaming, over and over. Along the way, he screams, and says the F-Word alot." I suppose you were going for some type of symbolism, but who's life is it relative to? Did I mention he said the F-word at more out-of-place and unrealistic times in this 2-minute cartoon than South Park does in a whole 20-minute episode? But it could just be me who has a problem with those things. No offense. Good luck in future work.

[Goombacide]

Please tell me what genre this was...Not comedy...

I just want to get my words in before this sweeps the web as Newgrounds next big phenominon with a 4.87 score just because it's Mario. Another person riding that "Newgwounds wuvz Mawio" gravy train. No personal offense, but that was a REALLY bad movie. I could see where you were going at first, and the first few seconds almost made me crack a bit of a smile, but everything else KILLED IT. Not funny, the ending was terrible, and I could only see this being funny to 10-year-olds.

But that's just me, I know the people on this site will love it and probably front page it just because it's Mario character sprites but doing something besides running across a screen (SO SHOCKING AND FUNNY!) so who cares. I said my 2 cents.

Bad-Atom responds:

Hey, I'm sick of Mario movies on NG too, but I figured this was something new and different. The point is you're not supposed to know whether or not it's a comedy or a tragedy, it can be taken both ways. Personally, I cracked up while I was making it because it's so ridiculous and melodramatic. On the other hand, someone else watching it can take it seriously and be all depressed. My two cents. :)

[Valhalla Knights 2]

Stopped on me too, but what I did see was bangin'.

I think I liked the first one better, but this was sweet too. Good luck with the series. Looks great.

[Token Of Courage: Rupees]

I JUST WANT TO CLEAR THAT I AM NOT A LOZ FAN

To show you that this is not just familiarity bias, that was CRACK. Especially the end when he cusses out the-- lol this is truly underrated. For once in a very long while, a LoZ flash actually deserves over a 4.0. Pimpin' 10/10

[Little Frog Duel]

Man, your skills have really improved!

I know you had some worries about it, but this movie's gonna do just fine. Your commitment to the fBf's impressive and you're learning fast. Keep at it. And you know I don't got any problems helpin' out. Hit me up! =)

extremegamer2491 responds:

It passed, so you were right. I gotta stop doubting myself.
And yeah, I do love FBF, and I just have to keep on practicing and soon I'll be turning out some real good stuff.

And I know I can hit you up anytime. Thanks for the sounds too. They probably made the movie.

Thanks again man. I appreciate all your support.

[Bowser's Kingdom: Eps 9]

To be completely honest

I thought it was kind of overrated. I was glad to see that you're capable of actually drawing pictures instead of copying .gifs to flash, but regardless, I was really bored. The graphics were...average... and the humor was sub par. Sorry, nothing personal, really, I just can't see how it got over a 4.10. Oh wait, "kids love look at the little 8-bit turtles and mushrooms make funny." That's right. It's an okay flash, and you seem to have relative skill with flash. But as always, I would rather see somebody make a real effort to come up with their own original characters and comedy rather than riding the easy-way-out 2-bit "NeWgWoUnDz Wuvz Mawio" gravy train.

[Harry Potter G.A.Y]

I agree!

I just wanted to let you know dat. But the flash didn't impress me too much.

[End of the Row]

Nice

Good animation, the backdrops were really good and so was the moral. Worth the watch. Great job

[Mikami & L are Not Happy]

You know you a damn lie.

You you said this was crappy, I cried laughing, I've seen this cartoon and this was rediculous. Especially that song, that was hilarious too lol. What was that?