JazLyte's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[[L*]Goes Sky Diving]

Ok, lol this has really got to stop

I'm not quite sure what you guys excuse is for forming an 'internet spam legion' or whatever, but from the drawings it looks like you have some trace skills, didn't feel like practicing to become better, gave up and decided to annoy people instead. If it's attention you want, you'd get a lot more by just practicing and animating for real. Heck, even if you wanted to make it random anime characters doing stupid things (which i actually like), you could have made a whole few minutes of different wiggy animations, put them together into one movie chronologically and sent them in. But really, you're just wasting your time, not as many people are looking at this, getting annoyed and saying "OMG SPAM!" as you think.

Tsukasa-Hiiragi responds:

sumimasen wakarimasen ;w;;;

[Sonic Shorts: Volume 1]

Hah that was pretty cool

I'm going to review this with no bias condusive to the fact that I grew up with and love Sonic. I liked it ya'll, some of the art was truly bangin' and some of the comedy was really good too. My favorite was definately the one where he skids his face on the concrete lol. Although some of the art seemed a bit sloppy and rushed in some shorts, the focus stayed good and I liked the references to the old sonic generation. (Which was the best, and makes the new one look like shit) KZS's, theWax's and KDE777's stood out the most to me. Great work, ya'll! :D

[Shadow Legacy]

It's good, but unfinished...

Man, the animation was slick, the shading was pretty good, and the background art was really good too, but it just cuts off. I'd like to see something finished, but that was sweet.

Artist-Lost responds:

Unfortunately this one will never be finished, but I will revisit the story some time

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

Ehh...S'aight, liked it better when it was new

It was pretty funny, I'll admit at moments. I guess the first one was more suprising, but now that I've seen well-known videogame characters quickly drawn saying "fuck" a million times on here, not just by you, maybe I feel like I've seen it before. But you picked every ingredient perfectly to become a popular artist, the main one familiarity, and I think that's what has people so hype, the movie's not gut-busting funny. Don't mean to be a hater, but I know that this review will be lost in a flood of 30,000 10/10s by MGS fans, so I might as well get my 2 cents in. I'm waiting to see something for YOUR imagination, not Hideo Kojima's. Peace.

Egoraptor responds:

I'm workin on it, bro. I appreciate the input, dig your stuff!

[Hamster Lovin']

Haha

Entertaining, classic ending good job. :)

[Lolcat History (Part 1/6)]

Was actually good

Strange as it may have been, and lacking in original drawings, that actually kept my attention, hah. Also, most of the voice acting was suprisingly clear and well...good. Got my vote, wanna see more :P

[Sugar, Spice and...]

Hah!

I've only heard that song on commercials but now I know it's jankity now, so thanks. Good animation, some shortcuts, but we all take 'em. Nice job.

[Life's about sk8boarding]

Entertaining!

This is pimpin' man! The animation was pretty solid for the most part, though there were some gaps and white patches on the sides of some shots. But the art was pretty good and the story was funny and odd, and I'm feelin' that =D Keep it up! I like the dude's accent too, hah

[Bambee]

TRIPPY

That shit had me crying, good job ya' ass, now my keyboard's wet >=P

[HP and the order of fries]

Did u steal that giant gay black guy from me? lol

Pretty funny I s'pose, and the drawings were pretty clean though there wasn't much animation so it's good in my book. You sounded completely fake as the black dude though heh. And I'm guessing you may have seen one of my NightGun movies, there's a character VERY similar to him on there. If not, still good job. ;)

yarvenclog responds:

Wow, I just went and watched your nightgun movie, and there is a HUGE similarity, crazy... Also the reason he sounds so lame is because I made the audio a full year before I started really getting into flash, I have a lot better resources now. Thanks for the review.