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Finally got the attention it deserved

8 MONTHS LATER WE HAVE FRONT PAGE FINALLY. I thought it was really weird that this got overlooked by the admins, especially with how much people loved the first one. Even about a year later, I'm still blown away by the great story, execution and characters. I love the voice acting and dialogue, and it's one of the only series on Ng that REALLY, GENIUNELY MAKES me laugh.

But I have the same complaints as last time, the graphics really need a big overhaul; the colors don't really compliment the dark tone and the character drawings are kinda lacking (Not the designs, the designs I like). Other than that, it's damn good flash. Can't wait for the next one.

Finally finished, you little fuck.

Damn good entertainment, man. The character drawings are clean and simplistic, the coloring is fantastic, and the backgrounds look great. The animation and movements are damn good for a first flash, WAY better than my first. I have heard that song a million times, and it is starting to grate on me, but I'm sure it won't bother first time viewers too much. All in all, quality flash.

See you in 20 years when you finally finish Station Zero.

Hm... So nobody's gonna say it, huh?

The audio/comedy was decent; it wasn't smart enough to be clever, but wasn't stupid enough to be funny at all, so it was just kinda... average. The graphics were boring and didn't enhance the comedy at all, and it was generally a thumb-twiddler. Normally your work's good enough, and I realize that Cyanide and Happiness has gotten rather popular lately here on NG, but just because they can make bank off of shitty stick animations put to mildly amusing audio doesn't mean all of us need to jump on board. You weren't doing this before, please don't start now. I mean, you haven't been original in a WHILE but this...this is just bad...

Pretty fuckin sick

I love this whole 3D intergration thing you're doing now, its pretty fuckin raw man. I've always wanted 3D backgrounds in my shit but never really had the motivation to learn 3D. This was a good show of how sweet 2.5D can look. The little story was pretty abstract, but fairly entertaining. Your character animation/drawings are still...mediocre...but everything else was sweet. Hope you're planning more of this

Lol @ Fivestar's

Seriously, email me that fuckin song.

I hope to god this means you're making a series.

You got this out awfully fast, the first is still on the front page. That pelican is a real dick, seriously. This one's graphics seemed a little downgraded, but was definitely funnier than the last. Moar plz.

Preeeeeeetttyyyyy

A bit short, but damn good graphics and a quick chuckle. Nice work. No real advice except...maybe more fBf and less distort tool? I dunno, looked great for comedy though. I loved the backdrop.

Seriously, enough with the forboding black guy!

Nah jk, aside from the overuse of that black guy symbol this was pretty kewl. The character style and drawings are nice, and it is entertaining while not particularly hilarious. I'm assuming that it's just my sense of humor though, I'm not big on medieval stuff, LOTR fans will probably love it.
Thing is all the tweening and intense layering can still cause serious lag just on simple dialogue (even despite the fact that you turned some graphics into pixel images), which makes me wonder...why the hell ad programming always deletes the quality controls... Regardless, future episodes could use some Q-control buttons. Tis all.

Jazza responds:

the black guy is a character i had planned. i call him the walking man. he just... walks. i based him on a character i knew once. never spoke. just walked. always. walked. lol.

thanks for the fair review mate

Pretty damn entertaining

To get the irrelevant stuff out of the way, this cartoon was very clean, stylish and sound quality was clear and crisp...weird... Anyway I thought it was funny as hell just on the sheer awkwardness, and Mickey and the Boss's interactions were hilarious. I'd say my favorite part was the Kirb joke. Keep up teh

Bravo.

This was just incredible, best sprite movie ever, on Alvin Earthworm's caliber. I cried when Mario and Yoshi finally settled their 200 year clan war to come together and defeat the evils that be. It was just....wow. And the animation...the voice acting...the music, just...brought a tear to my eye. The fight scene was incredible, and the characters were 3-dimensional and heartwarming. Weede you are incredible, you have trumped your own groundbreaking flash record.

weede responds:

thank you im sure josh woud be happy

Queer black pulp trash cartoons & music. TV storyboard hooker for rent.
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