JazLyte's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Clocks Can Ruin Your Life]

Ugly!

Ryan Smith Ugly.

Ryan-Smith responds:

uh no you

[DailyTronSE:Coughing]

Sorry

I didn't like it. Maybe next time.

Sinitron responds:

ahahaha it's the racist black guy, sup?

[BBQ-Town 2500]

CHYEAH BOYEE!

This was the best one YET! Top of the favs!

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

THANK YOU FOR THIS MISTER.

[Joey's Bright Idea]

You really wore it out man

I just didn't like it, I cracked a grin when the guy first mentioned selling bees, but from there, I started finding myself fiddling with an exention cord in boredom. The concept just wasn't the material for a whole cartoon. Bees. Okay, bees...bees...guy sits on giant bee, bees are the shit...So gangsta too, even threw in some black people to rave about the bees... I am so straight, wake me up when it's over. Granted, you can draw pretty alright though. Some fBf would be nice. 3/10.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

My name is YungJazz and I point out the obvious to feed my power trip.

[Chronicles of a Demon Ep2]

Overrated

Not nearly as good as the score or the reviews say. Sorry, just the way I see it. The art's very simple, rushed and undetailed, so you would think, "Oh, well it must be well animated or have a lot of frame-by-frame." but you'd be wrong. Some guy and his friend go to hell, become demons and they discuss it for what felt like ten minutes and just when you think something interesting is about to happen, bam, 'to be continued'. I've seen better. I couldn't watch it all the way through the first time it was so boring, I predicted it would get around 2.9-ish at that point, but I was wrong. As for the "humor", I laughed at no stage of this movie. As for the art, when the guy became a devil, his ear looked like a lump on his forehead with rings hanging from it. Style, there wasn't any, nothing to se it apart from the rest. Sound was okay, but the voices were boring and generic as hell. No violence, no interactivity but I guess they weren't needed. I don't wanna sound like I'm picking at you, but I really didn't like it. Maybe I was lost as far as what genre this is supposed to be... I'm all for genre mixing, but there were no traces of comedy, action, drama, suspense, horror or even devoted artistic expression. But the people here seem to love it, so whatever, man. I won't bug you anymore.
Overall Score: D+

Darkar responds:

As long as it is a good and well-based review it's perfect for me. Trust me, I'll keep in mind what you're saying. Thank you!

[Jargon: Pilot Part 1]

Good! But some major flaws...

I'll start out with the good points.
For one, the characters wer pretty funny and interesting. Not much was said about them, maybe you could have done a little introduction for all of them like you did with the sadistic frog dude. Also, the writing wasn't bad at all, nor were the character drawings. A bit lazy at times, but solid enough. However, one thing ruined it: The Animation. The animation was terrible and really, most of it wasn't how you drew it, it was the FPS you chose. What was it like 5 frames per second? That didn't work, man, maybe study the walk cycle a little better too.
All and all, it wasn't bad, the humor was entertaining enough and the length was perfect, but please choose a different framerate next time, at least 10-12. Othe than that, you did a good job, have great ideas and I look forward to the next one. :)

TheRedSkick responds:

Thanks, your right about the frame rate, I only had a few weeks to get this done so I had to rush it a bit, also this is just pilot so I have jumped in to the middle of the story, I'm glad that the characters came through for most people. When I start the series proper the animation will be of a better standard as well as the voice acting, thank you for your comments.

[Sci-Fi Guys 3]

Well...I like RAB better

Reason being, these just seem so rushed, as in they seem to be out way too fast, and it doesn't seem like there's as much power into it. You're a pretty familiar face here on NG and I can see that SFG is gaining popularity and you are a funny dude who can make a dang good cartoon, but I don't get that same rare hilarity that I got from RAB, something's missing ya know. You do put these out kinda fast, maybe it's just me. But I can't even make myself watch the whole thing at once a lot of times. It'll probably get better though as time goes on, I guess you shouldn't pour all you got into just the first episodes. Sorry for the six, just bein' honest. Good luck. Peace.

Dave responds:

I made this toon in 2000, so it's definitely not going to be up to 2003-2007 RAB standards. Read the description first, ya danged idgit! Thanks for watching. Love, Dave

[Uberkid's Revenge]

Great Job

This is the best Pico flash I've seen yet, by far. Perfect detail, pefect flow, animation and camera work. I know you probably won't have time to respond, but if you do, what FPS did you use? Just curious, either way, great job.

Zombie-Pimp responds:

fps was 24, glad you liked it.

[Plans to Fuck Alexis 16]

HAHA :O

Doug is ghey and gets his ass whupped at Def Jam: Takeover on PSP XP, that's why that guy Kalen always whups his @$$ in it at school XD

Ryan-Smith responds:

HA YEAH RIGHT!

Name ain't Doug, its Johnnie F. Smackaho, get it right.

[GG - Niger is a country]

Of course Niger is a country, kid.

And this spamturd, not a movie. Zero out of Ten.

SmirnoffGlock responds:

AND COCKS