JazLyte's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Good Woods]

I adore this, every dry ass little detail is so goddamn good <3 There's something kinda profound about the rabbit's obsession with doing something "good" for the empty concept of "good" but not being genuinely empathetic or helpful - this is honestly one of the funniest depictions of that I've seen. Very very good shit.

[RATBASTERDZ: UNDERGROUND]

Breh, you have so clearly found your element with this shit and I goddamn love it, could watch loser ass punk rock Ed Edd n Eddy do fuckall all day haha. Character designs appealing as hell, especially their elastic poses and expressions, all the unhinged montage visuals (the rotoscoping rekt me), voice acting and music fuckin great, love all this specific music scene shit. Great fuckin work homie, nobody makes films like you lmao <3 The type of shit I keep hoping shows up on the internet and rarely does.

[Dead Shift]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS. Sick art, great BGs & atmosphere and the pacing legit had my laughing out loud in rare ways. Fantastic work!

[Madness Combat 9.5]

Man this shit took me back, love your gruesome bleak ass world and lore <3 So glad you're still at this

[I Can't Talk to You : Foamy The Squirrel]

Really vague, common "everybody is dumb but me because they care about things I have no stakes in" teenager take, I'm honestly a little disappointed. Everybody is operating on logic. Logic itself is subjective and often flawed and driven by emotion even if the thinker isn't aware of themself - this rant's a good example. People will generally want to talk about what's important to them, weird to consider yourself smarter than anyone for not wanting to discuss politics that don't affect you... You're not special or the smartest logicalest boy, you're just not very empathetic and that's fine; your prerogative, but this rant is also just another tantrum about someone having to hear things they don't agree with or care about. Performative internet logic warriors still complaining about people's gender identities and how emotional and hysterical the womenfolk are honestly worth about as much as an SJW.

[Hands Up! - The Perfect Date]

Haha, that's fun stuff with some great designs. Good shit

[BSV - Chapter 000]

Mexican cartel shit in Jojo universe? Yes, please <3 Some dope designs/color and a trippy ass stand. I'm into it.

[FLEX CALIBUR]

Wow, that was really goddamn entertaining, and was just constantly moving. It's a good day when shit like this shows up on NG, good stuff <3

[Sentinel Destruction 3]

Man, this was really fuckin fun. It's been a while since I've taken in a sprite cartoon and this definitely lit me up like they used to, I'm glad people still make these. The scene of Megaman getting disrespected by those shitty weird Sentinels destroyed me. Good shit, I still like these more than the actual Avengers movies.

[The Dark Harvest - Episode 1]

Great visuals and color, but there's something about the writing and comedic timing that seems made to drag out what's going on longer than it needs to be. There wasn't really any enjoyable comedy in the fact that Gramps wouldn't just tell Hayley what she was supposed to be doing. All movie he just "doesn't have time for this" but just gave her a scythe and tells her nothing and is just facepalming at the fact that she's not doing anything right with it, I found that more frustrating than comical. They don't seem like thinking characters/adults, just puppets being strung along for a lot of forced "Oh, you just don't get it!" humor, and all this made the film feel unnecessarily padded out. Storyboards are a little bland, but designs and color look great other than that. If you've been working on it for years, I have a hard time seeing future episodes not being way better.