JazLyte's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[FYAT]

Smh, cock-blocking.

He should have his dingaling ripped off for doing that shit.

Oney responds:

cock teases are worse tho

[Patchman: Production]

Would've been better with blood-curdling screams.

BUT nevertheless, good shit man. If he was a black ragdoll he'd have put hot sauce on that game.

RiverJordan responds:

LOOOL! I get it!

Yeah the screams u sent me were good, just the overall consensus was go without..sorry :'(

[WGJ4K: Twilight Princess]

Hmm.... This one missed for me.

I really enjoyed the last 2 episodes but for some reason this one didn't hit it for me. I still like the art style, and the presentation is really nice as well as the voice acting and sound but the humor on this one really missed. It seems like they're getting shorter and losing the care/thought, even the last one declined in quality from the first. I think I'd rather see one really good one a month or two than an average one every other week.

[WGJ4K: Game Chat]

Funny as hell. It shouldn't be but it is.

Like the first episode, we are pulled into Mickey the Dick's world of awkward conversations and minimalist insults. And once again I have managed to LOL at it.
However I will say that I didn't want to click this for days because I thought it was a Warhammer40K fan flash. Keep up the good work, less acronyms.

[Ex Memories]

Shit, you people heard of sentimental value?

3.59, ain't that a bitch. Well I will still vote 5 for you, Mr. Chu. Egocity and everything involved with it still has sentimental value for me, and I LIKE IT. >B)

LenZ responds:

Thx Jazz ^^

[Leo & Satan]

Funniest thing you've ever made.

Seriously this shit makes me horny.

Oney responds:

thanks mr jazzypants

[WHOOKOS Beta: Epis 1]

Glad to see some original stuff

Nice art here, the backgrounds look great and everything 's really clean and polished. The voice acting was realistic for the characters (for the most part, except for the bully and the teacher but I'm sure they were double-ups). The downside is that I feel like it has the potential to stand out more but doesn't. The bullies and high school stuff kinda seemed needlessly 80's-ish, but beside him getting kicked in the nuts there really wasn't much different about it than most flash buddy-comedies. This kinda disappointed me because the opening scene with the guy beating off in class really caught me off guard, and I expected that the rest of the movie to have that same off -the-wall humor but maybe that's just me. I liked it, I'll definitely be watching future episodes, but I'd like to see more originality.

[Vice Faction: Episode 15]

Bland

There's a solid drawing style here, decent voice acting, and the drawings are clean and crisp (less people here get that concept than you'd think). I've never seen the previous episodes so I suppose I can't really say too much about it...
However I have to admit that words like 'bland', 'flavorless' and 'blank' come to mind when I watch this. There is obviously alot of characters, but neither of them managed to say or do anything interesting through the whole episode. There's no style to it...nothing unique or interesting... It's just THERE. Another thing too is that even though the story may be decent but choosing not to put a "Previously" thing here after like 15 episodes probably isn't a good idea unless you're just not interested in drawing in new fans. It wasn't bad, it was just kinda the bare minimum.