JazLyte's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Orphan: Part 1]

Looks like alot of effort.

Well, let's see. The art was really good, especially the backgrounds and sceneries. It had good length, not too long, not too short. You definately got skill.
Just for some constructive criticism tho, it was alittle slow. That's just me, don't get me wrong, it was very good, but it kinda seemed to drag on alittle much (don't worry, I'm guilty of the same thing). And the voice acting was alittle weird, it kinda sounded like the guy was having a hard time breathing, and the playscreen was a bit too small, considering it had that huge frame around it.

However, all and all, it had a lot of effort into it and was pretty tight. So I give it a thumbs up. ^_^
Good luck wit the next one!

[Egg]

Ha!

Hilarious!

[Thugz Mansion (Trailer)]

8, for potential.

Goin' for the South Park look, eh? That's cool. Maybe alittle practice and it'll probably come out pretty good. Only complaint I got is that it's hard to tell what it's gonna be about, I'm gonna guess comedy because of the SP look, but mind fillin' us in?

Anywayz Good luck with that ^_^.

tTLight-SephirothTt responds:

No i dont mind it's gonna be about gangs fighting for thugz mansion and yes theres gonna be hellz of alot of comedy im gonna make it so your jerome and you blow the hell outta everyone and im gonna have the comedy go towards the dont be a menace to south central kinda cause it's gonna be in the hood you know.

[666KillYourself]

Wow!

How original! A random loop with a still picture in the background and music with no redeeming qualities just to get people's attention! I wish there were more original artists on NG like you, I have never seen anything on NG like this before! This must have taken you forever to think of! SWEET!

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

dear black guy:

I truely do appreciate that for once someone with ACTUAL ABILITY TO DRAW AND MAKE FLASH has decided to shit on my shitty little shit loop I made when I was bored shitless. Really I am. However, upon 2 minutes into your flash I got bored and shut it off.

But this is about me! not you! Well, I thank you for your support. Why yes I did submit this craving attention. everyone pays attention to a submission with a 1.80 score indeed. I know I know, people can't be as awesome as cool as me. maybe you'll learn someday! Maybe you have, but I actually put a slight effort into making the picture, and it passed without a mass voting from my friends list. Why yes it did take me forever, all forever of 5 minutes of boredom after looking through some of my own work.

Regardless, have a nice day mr black man sir

[Resident IPS]

It's flawless.

All your hard work payed off, homie!
Graphics: Smooth, professional and not choppy in the least.
Style: I love it! The fast pace and the sound mesh together perfectly!
Sound: No muffling, and the music was flawlessly chosen for this type of game.
Violence: No blood, but the fighting is incredibly addictive.
Interactivity: Easy to navigate menu, tons of options!
Humor: Lil stubby lookin' gorillas and cowboys, what more do i gotta say?
Overall: Perfect.

And I only played the first level.

[Sonic: Nazo Unleashed Pt1]

normally fan movies get on my nerves

Because people(serious ng geeks) will give a crappy sonic movie a perfect score just because it has sonic in it, leaving people who make their own original stuff in the dust.
But this obviously ain't the case here, good length, and that's pretty clever how ya used actual sonic voice clips, so i say 9/10, just on sheer quality. It's better than DBZ, because DBZ way too much screamin and not enough fightin, good job on the special effects, and the music went well with it, so 9/10. Because it's good, not because it's Sonic.

[Miss Dynamite XX]

Well made

but what's your beef with God? that joke is so played out

Sirkowski responds:

I can't have a beef with god, it don't exist. I have a beef with religion.

[The Valkyrie Ep.2]

s'aight

to me, this looked like it had next to nothing to do with norse mythology, but hey, i'm probably missin something. It was aight, color would be good, and maybe more detail but it was straight. hey keep up the good work!

clevelandsteamer1 responds:

Thanks, and you are right, it has very little to do with Norse Mythology.

[Invader Zim: TMHSE]

I know, man!

I love dat show, what's wrong with them

[God & The Scientists]

HA!

Somebody needs to shut them up. Excellent work, man! Show em who's boss!