JazLyte's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[:: Tech-Support IV ::]

Yes, that Indian guy hoed Foamy's life!

Finally something different for a change, pretty funny! I agreed with everything he said!

[Whim Of Jellies]

I'm feelin' this

It took me a second to warm up to the style, but it was deserving of front page simply because it had that old-fashioned frame-by-frame that people just don't seem to use anymore, and I respect you for using it. Sure, the drawings were a little shaky, but the cartoon was pretty original and everything fit. I guess I didn't really get the ending, I couldn't tell what he did with the spoon, but I enjoyed it anyway.

[|~Hug Me To The Skies~|]

Why'd you make a new account?

You other cartoons were good, I really liked the one with the gun dancing, so why make a new account? I know you're the "Love Us Forever" guy.

[TTA Episode 073.5]

That was actually...Really good

Man, this is really different, a cartoon made up of fanmade sprites but with original drawings, seems shaky but you made it work! Nice. I know the characters weren't completely original, but it was entertaining nonetheless I give it an A. I had no idea you were the Parody Rangers guy before either; keep it up, you got a good thing goin'. ;)

[Joey's Bright Idea]

You really wore it out man

I just didn't like it, I cracked a grin when the guy first mentioned selling bees, but from there, I started finding myself fiddling with an exention cord in boredom. The concept just wasn't the material for a whole cartoon. Bees. Okay, bees...bees...guy sits on giant bee, bees are the shit...So gangsta too, even threw in some black people to rave about the bees... I am so straight, wake me up when it's over. Granted, you can draw pretty alright though. Some fBf would be nice. 3/10.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

My name is YungJazz and I point out the obvious to feed my power trip.

[wold of magic mv...]

Why do you keep sending the same movie in?

I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and guess that you don't speak English or something, but you make a movie, you send it in ONCE, you're not supposed to keep making alternate accounts sending in the same movie over and over, c'mon man. I must have seen this same movie go through at least 4 times, and you did the same thing with the "episodes"

[We Are NativeAmericanCats]

I liked the message better than the humor

But that was good, I liked that. It didn't make me laugh too much, but the message about stereotype, though oddly delivered, was pretty cool. Good job, main. Peace.

[Chronicles of a Demon Ep2]

Overrated

Not nearly as good as the score or the reviews say. Sorry, just the way I see it. The art's very simple, rushed and undetailed, so you would think, "Oh, well it must be well animated or have a lot of frame-by-frame." but you'd be wrong. Some guy and his friend go to hell, become demons and they discuss it for what felt like ten minutes and just when you think something interesting is about to happen, bam, 'to be continued'. I've seen better. I couldn't watch it all the way through the first time it was so boring, I predicted it would get around 2.9-ish at that point, but I was wrong. As for the "humor", I laughed at no stage of this movie. As for the art, when the guy became a devil, his ear looked like a lump on his forehead with rings hanging from it. Style, there wasn't any, nothing to se it apart from the rest. Sound was okay, but the voices were boring and generic as hell. No violence, no interactivity but I guess they weren't needed. I don't wanna sound like I'm picking at you, but I really didn't like it. Maybe I was lost as far as what genre this is supposed to be... I'm all for genre mixing, but there were no traces of comedy, action, drama, suspense, horror or even devoted artistic expression. But the people here seem to love it, so whatever, man. I won't bug you anymore.
Overall Score: D+

Darkar responds:

As long as it is a good and well-based review it's perfect for me. Trust me, I'll keep in mind what you're saying. Thank you!

[Wf magic IV]

You all don't get it yet?

This is a joke, he's sending in the same movie over and over under different names recycling the same animations and what not. It's not for real, somebody's making fun of crappy anime artists under an alias! lol From the second I heard the digital speech I knew it was just somebody playing a (hilarious btw) prank. Funny though XD

[Sci-Fi Guys 4]

I'm warming up to it

I'm warming up to it now, this one was pretty interesting. It didn't make me cry laughing like RAB, but it is entertaining. I like that you used all original music too, that's a good touch :). I knew it would improve as it got later on. I know you made this a while ago, how many episodes did you finish?