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Kalen Whitfield @JazLyte

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My Disgusting Methods, Stripping, Robots

Posted by JazLyte - July 3rd, 2011

Hey there NG. I feel like this is the first time in awhile I've talked on here about project updates instead of just spam. The fuck?

So I started stripping recently.
Hide your wife.
Get back in the closet.
Turn off the goddamn anime.
Treat yourself to some hot chocolate.

Also, I'm a YouTube whore now, (new account), so subscribe to my issues. :D Can you fucking believe I got to the name JazLyte first? The fuck, I thought every name was taken on YT. Anyway, I'll be posting animation tutorials, speed-anmate videos and whatever flicks I make on here in the future. Possibly an exclusive at some point, since I have a whopping 3 subscribers >.>

Lastly, I'm working on a new movie, and I'm suffering for 2 minutes of your entertainment all next week, fatass :3 Have a nice week, see you on Sunday. I'm excited for Robot Day, anybody else making something? TELL ME ABOUT IT. It pleasures me.

*fap*

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SpamClamberton 2011-07-03 07:37:54

I love your little curly goatees.

JazLyte 2011-07-03 07:37:54

Why thankyou :D

RicePirate 2011-07-03 08:45:54

Sweet fucking hotness! Loved the speed animation!

JazLyte 2011-07-03 08:45:54

No, thank you for the boner my good man! B)

Peglay 2011-07-03 10:01:40

Fawking awsum!

JazLyte 2011-07-03 10:01:40

OHPE :D

Hulalaoo 2011-07-03 10:26:35

how many seconds of fight scene will be ?

JazLyte 2011-07-03 10:26:35

Around 30, Robot Day kinda caught me off guard so fuck that 1:30 diddy I usually do >.>

MindChamber 2011-07-03 10:41:39

Great animation, nice sense of speed and weight.

JazLyte 2011-07-03 10:41:39

Thanks buddeh. That's been something I've been practicing hard at :3 I feel like I was lacking in that department

RickkMurray 2011-07-03 10:44:56

AHHH thats hedious..AHH so ugly, of cause I'm joking. wow your skills have jumped since the last time I saw them. very smooth, and flows nice keep up the great work.

ps this is my new account my old was studio-nightbird

JazLyte 2011-07-03 10:44:56

Lol Hey Nightbird :3 Thanks buddy. Your "tween guy" comment made me cry so I trained for 10 years for this moment where I WOULD SHOW YOUUUUUU

Kajenx 2011-07-04 02:41:30

Such violence! Can't we all just get along?

Krinkels 2011-07-04 04:24:24

Gotta love them old days...

AnubisInc 2011-07-04 10:42:07

Grandpappy always knows xD

Horsenwelles 2011-07-12 21:25:52

very nice work! feels very "boondocks" inspired per the style of fbf

BlueMoonRose 2011-07-14 09:35:42

i'm melting into a pool of envy...

*sob*

i wish i could draw like you Dx!

i suck at colours ;_;!

Agumonkid 2011-07-14 21:25:57

You should really make your own show you are a very talented dude!

RockBullet 2011-07-17 16:32:01

you're an animator and illustrator and congratulated both

RicePirate 2011-07-22 16:27:32

Fapi-dapi-dingdong! You WIN!

Congrats on RD. And fucking come out for Pico Day ... biatch.

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