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Jesus Returns Tomorrow! Rejoice!

Posted by JazLyte - May 20th, 2011


Hey there Newgrounds, I just wanted to remind you that tomorrow is the return of our lord and savior Jesus Christ! Not that it matters for any of you horrible debaucherous sinners! :3

Breeders, marry your live-in girlfriends and faggots get back in the closet, THE END IS NIGH!

Jesus Returns Tomorrow! Rejoice!


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I is going to HELL

See you in hell! Tea and crumpets when we get there?

OH! I HOPE SO! I'm terribly parched.

Oh? So what timezone does it begin? Because in some places it's 'tomorrow' already.

lol ?

SEE, THATS THE DEVIL TALKING THRU YOU

i'll be the guy blarring doom 2 music on a stereo system hooked outside for all to hear.

He's gonna send his league of raptors to get dem dere sinners.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE 2011!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!

Really hope it's the slow ones and not friggin' Left 4 Dead sprinters and tanks.

So i was walking by my local church and i noticed peoples clothes laying everywhere in piles. It's either the rapture or possibly a nude Saturday bake sale.

how? we have different timezones

Only those with the freshest, most succulent of%uFEFF livers will be saved.

HA. Bring on your so called "God" and "Satan" I'll kick both of their asses. I ain't afraid of some bullshit like religion.

Well see you guys on Sunday.

Do I have enough time to back dat ass up?

The short answer is....only for me. Only for me.

okay this is shitt, but i agree please be the slow moving zombies not those weird freaks

I've been eyeballing my neighbor's trampoline. Tomorrow, that shit's mine.

OOH I'll bring the hancuffs

it will be a fun time in hell. lmao i will see all my friends there and i will see satan. awesomeness. XD
oh and free smokes. no more cancer awareness for cigs either.

Read this: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_21_2011#Rationale">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_21_2 011#Rationale</a>

Seriously, the guy who said all this must have a sizeable tumour in his brain...

LOL Oh dear, the lengths these bored ass people go to sound like they know some shit somebody else doesn't.

Fuck the Rapture. There's no Newgrounds in Heaven.

Why wait tommorrow? I'm here today.

lmao i love as soon as it hit the actual date of may 21st, the rapture prophet man 'delayed' it until 6pm. breathtakingly, hilariously idiotic

Hahaha, it gets better, they've said that if it doesn't happen today, it'll be October. If it's not then, it'll be 2012. If you're going to instill fear in the masses, you better do it right and half-ass your assertions.