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Why are people so protective of Sonic?

Posted by JazLyte - April 6th, 2010


Is it just me, or are people mad fucking protective of Sonic and it's characters for some reason? Now don't get me wrong, I was a Sonic fiend in the early 90's and Sonic 3+Knux for Genesis is definitely one of my favorite games but I mean come on? Will you look at the way people get all hot and pissed when somebody makes something like this? Check out the reviews.

I remember seeing a fucking hilarious flash of Sonic getting raped by Robotnik that had real voice clips from the later games (Nazo Unleashed style), and from what I remember had decent animation too, lots of fBf...yet nothing but 0's and "GO KILL URSELF FAG U DISGRACED MASSUH SONIC YOU DID SHUCK JIVE" comments, so the guy unfortunately removed it and I haven't been able to find it since.

Anything, I mean anything, making fun of Sonic in a sexual way turns fanfic authors into werehogs. Why the fuck is that? If you happen to be one of these people who's like this, please, I'd love to know why you care so much. I love my own original characters to death, but I'd never even get like that for them. It's just jokes people.


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because theyre faggot fanboys and cant see the funny side

Hah true.

I don't know. If a friend of there's liked it then they would too. That's about it.

Eh, people are stupid.

thats an easy one the fanboy losers haven't realized sonic along w sega is dead

even if he was alive...same shit lol

I always wondered this myself.

also, did you not just submit a flash? why was it blammed..

It didn't get blammed, I took it down. There's something I need to tweak about it, sorry -_-;;

ah okay! that explains that.
I really enjoyed it, by the way.
the storytelling and art was excellent.

why thankyou

It's disgusting and tasteless. But I DUNNO

Of course it is, but I wanna know why it's a mortal sin when it's Sonic.

I'm a huge Sonic fan myself and I laughed pretty hard when I saw the picture. You can laugh about any subject, just not with anyone.

It's one thing to be a fan, but I imagine these are the same people writing Sonic romance fanfiction.

Man I saw that artwork just yesterday, funny as hell man, so unexpected! lol

I know, but people killed themselves when they saw it lol

I think the real question is....why are YOU watching Sonic sexual fanfics? EH FURREH BOY!!

nigga you know wassup! i gets hedgehog pussy.

I have made two "successful" sonic flashes. you know they're amazing, Jrizzy.

did people cry?

YES PEOPLE CRY, N***A.

Oh, you!

because kids are fucking stupid

have you ever watched the chin poko mon ep of south park? when that first aired my friend got so hilariously upset over it

what confuses me about sonic though is how it still actually HAS fans - has there even been a decent game out in the last 7 years?

No there hasn't. And that's really fucking sad that your boy got mad about that episode, because there wasn't even any name-dropping. It's almost like he felt guilty...

It's the same reason why this:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/501216">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /501216</a>
has a higher score than this:
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/505129">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /505129</a>

The picture has two males. Sonic In Search For Love has two males. Jinx Hentai Parody has girls.

Also yeah fanboys are fucking retarded.