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GI Joe is Kul

Posted by JazLyte - August 10th, 2009


I just got back from seeing GI Joe, and it was pretty damn sweet. Nothing revolutionary as far as plot, mythology and storytelling, and the 3D parts are less than realistic, but the action scenes will give you the sex face. The highlight of the movie being a chase scene in Paris involving metal steroid armor, the best character would be Snake Eyes because he says nothing, and the most stupid, annoying character would go to Rex. Shocking to me was the fact that Marlon Wayans had a subtle enough presence as the comic relief to where he wasn't that annoying guy in every action flick that's supposed to be funny but isn't.

tldr: GI Joe was good stupid fun.

Go watch it.

GI Joe is Kul


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Snake eyes is fucking awesome

aye

I don't think I'm going to see it. I just can't bring myself reward close to 10 dollars to a movie studio so they can rape my childhood with Crysis suits. Maximum armor FTL.

I feel you. I don't remember anything I watched in GI Joe anyway so I guess it didn't bother me as much.

Yeah, I went into it expecting crap, but I was luckily wrong. It was entertaining, not bad, but not great. I couldn't help but cringe at the face morphing scenes. Those were surprisingly disgusting.

Bittersweet. Like I said, fun but stupid.

I almost walked out on that horrible shit 15 minutes in

I could see that, only thing worth paying attention to was the action sequences.

I'm pondering if it's worth my money, or if I should just waste 2 1/2 hours with other things.

Yo waddup baby

They fucked up Cobra Commander, but the Baroness, I could stand to see much more of her.

What?

Did i say that your hurr is awesome? I wish mine wouldn't get so nappeh.

.......penis.....

im seeing it in an hour and 15 minutes

you saw gi joe to

I'm just waiting for the Transformers/Gi Joe crossover Movie

kul bro
but my mom gronded me an took halo of me :(

[THIS MESSAGE WAS A JOKE]

yeah i seen it recently with a friend was well worth the money

Foreverkul is kul

I watched it yesterday, I didn't like it that much.