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JazLyte
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Kalen Whitfield @JazLyte

Age 34, Male

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Joined on 4/20/06

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guuuhhhh, paying for your own education is tough shit. You planning on going? Some schools offer really nice scholarships for awesome portfolios...

Yeah man, I had an Aid screw-up last semester at COMMUNITY college and they put a hold on my account so yeah what was next was pretty obvious, but I really want to go to any good Midwest or East Coast art school. I'm looking at NY since my older bro and his wife are about to go there for art school but I forget which one, I really need to get looking again.

love the colors in your art

Thanks, yeah I like a lot of purple for a straight dude OH WEEEEELLLL

Is Home Depot Physically demanding? From what i've seen, i've never seen a male cashier.

Men are all manual labor/ knowledge bout tools it seems.

YES it is. My boy Anthony is a cashier, but other than this gay dude, he's the only male one. I know how to fix shit, but I'm not an expert and don't know a lot of terminology, so I got slapped with Lot Associate lol. Oddly enough, I spend most of my time carrying lumber, showers, bathtubs and cabinets and shit back and forth across the store

I've analyzed your symptoms and it's worse than I thought.. you've got chronic layziness. Lol, but seriously lifting all that heavy shit will make you ripped! so think of the positives and not the job simply kicking your ass. Positive! think positive and everything will be golden, or gravy or a piece of cake. Whatever you want to call it lol.

Oh, you and your golden gravy cake!

You forgot that one of your best fuckin friends lives in NY also!!!

lol yezzirp, actually i got quite a few artist friends in NY for some reason

I wish I had a jearb. Though if I did, I'd never have time to animate, so I guess that's cool.

That's sweet that you've made that much progress so far. Just make sure that you don't skimp on scenes due to the long duration of the movie. I'm sure it'll be awesome. But wait, that isn't Devil Slayer..... ROFLSAUCEONMYBALLS

Thanks bruh. Oh and, trust me, I'm going all out on this flick. Last year, I didn't make one coherent project, this is about to make up for that. ANF YES THERE WILL BE LOTS OF ROFLSAUCE w0000000000

Well it can't be as bad as the 2 years I worked at Hungry Jacks (Burger King is called that here in Australia) from age 14 to 16... I'd rather put a gun in my mouth then ever have to work with food again.

I feel your pain, fast food jobs SUCK ASS, I worked one from the time I was 15 up until September 08, when they fired me I was happy.

You have very good parents. :)

Oooooh yea!

Yeah, even everywhere else in the world jobs are like gold dust at the moment! I work at a pub and i get the best pay rate out of all my friends, i'm so freakin lucky it's scary. The picture looks good and i look forward to your next toon!

Where is the Home Depot you work at? I am in MI too and wated to know.

The man in that picture appears to have been shot 5 times and stabbed in the back with 3 swords, but due to his obesity it is also likely that he died from several different cardiovascular ailments. After further analysis, I have come to the conclusion that the bullet wound to the head was the most likely cause of death.
maybe

Very perceptive, NYUKKA. Now I can't let you navigate away from this page alive.

at least you haven't had a toilet seat glued to your ass, yet...

Ha! I wish I would sit on a toilet at my job without covering it, I've seen some shit in that bathroom I've never seen before...plural...and literally...with no pun intended...

I had to pay for all of my college out of pocket. Yea, it's not fun at all :(

Wooow, 15 mins... Will be awesomeness.