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    Queer black pulp trash cartoons & music. TV storyboard hooker for rent.

    Kalen Whitfield @JazLyte

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    Ayo. I'd like to help with Blues and other Backround characters.
    johnthebiter@gmail.com
    AIM: Soysauce896

    k, sent

    Here's a link to a movie with my natural voice (Dyn)

    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/452376">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /452376</a>

    And here is a link to a few of my altered voices (Everyone)

    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/433729">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /433729</a>

    I personally think I could do Kayle, or the random crackheads/jamaicans, but if you think my voice is more suited to another character... I'll do that instead!

    hahaha that movie was great. i'll send you some lines

    Ah, I did not see the crack head. I would be very interested in doing crackheads and Blues.

    yezzir

    I decided not to even try the Blues lines because I'm white and I can't do a ghetto accent at all...
    But I recorded the jamaican and I'm working on the crackhead...
    Dude...
    I'll hopefully get it to you tonight! :D

    I'm looking for good actors, ghetto or not. If I was only looking for black people I would've posted that.

    Shit, well next time.

    Sorry man. Maybe the sequel.

    I would try to be blues for you. Pm me

    yezzir

    no one cares bitch
    get off the computer and get a girlfriend you fuckin dork

    Fuck You!
    Posted by mo4form Nov. 25, 2008 @ 12:23 AM EST

    First of all I know I'm a horrible guy its rewarding, all successful people are assholes who ride you guys
    so all n all i like riding you guys (no homo)
    oh and STFU n00b!

    and I finally pirated a version of flash, really amazing but not animator friendly, but it gives a lot of space for " mousers"
    since I'm a megaLOmaniac sadistic anti-social I didn't ask for anyones help yet BUT im spamming some youtube vids about animation
    and i just saw this widescreen thing ... really lame lol

    PS:Tom Fulp gives a mean head man seriously thats all he does instead of y'know .. fixing shit around
    here

    ===EDIT=== (IN "A LL CAPS TOO, JUST TO GIVE IT THIS "IMPORTANT SUBJECT NOT A COMPLETE SHITTY RANT" TOUCH Y'KNOW ..)

    I took a good look at my options in animating something and i decided to make it simple, maybe some random violence, I don't know anything but videogame parodies, I might take a stab at NG but no parodies .. lol
    oh and I'm so fuckin' clueless about this whole thing .. so yeah.

    leev hlpful comnts via ng shitte mail kthxbai

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    mo4form
    What To Say To A Troll 101
    Posted by mo4form Oct. 25, 2008 @ 11:09 PM EDT

    Hi! are you tired of fuckin' idiotic trolls, but you're so much of an imbecile/lazy/faggy to reply?
    Do you have a damaged ego? this is for you! copied from 4 bulletins and written by dozens of sarcastic assholes! enjoy...

    i dont care what your point of view is, and i dont need to know because you didn't challenge anything i said. yours is just empty insults. you dont need to reply! who is going to have sex with your pillow if you stayed here all night?

    Now how is that even a point of view or a fucking debatable subject?! your level of intelligence makes me feel superior to be honest.

    Excuse me? if jesus himself told you you are a dumb fuck you would say "noez I nots u dikk!111"

    See this is the biggest example of the disgrace in humankind itself your birth is truly an insult to nature.

    Your stupidity is sad but yet amusing, I would love to stay and watch you like a monkey shitting at the zoo but I have a life and sadly you don't.

    I'd like to stay and debate about your level of intelligence but I think its too low to comprehend those big words pressing down your smallish brain.

    I wonder why these metal detectors in your tent have been beeping all day, the led in your ass or the shit in your brains? I'd say its both .

    What a waste of the gift of life.

    I'd say you better pull your thumbs outta your ass and get a life.then kill yourself.

    Debating with you is like debating with a retarded jackass its pointless and it will make me look even dumber.So fuck off, jackass.

    (this one is just too amazing)
    You just don't get it do ya?I have to insult you to go away? you're not doing anybody including yourself any good your intellect and specially your english is pretty abstract about yourself, it describes a naturally ignorant damaged person mentally and emotionally, here it is learn to listen and listen to learn ,if you're too busy why are you taking over the space with useless shit no one cares about? get over yourself kid.

    -- OK so this is enough to hold off your thread in a message board without being booted

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    mo4form
    Couldn't cate less about NG
    Posted by mo4form Sep. 23, 2008 @ 3:46 AM EDT

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    mo4form
    Tom Fulp
    Posted by mo4form Sep. 1, 2008 @ 7:48 AM EDT

    He is a fucking faggot he should get a life
    and then hang himself
    his submission are almost as ugly as his fat ass ,
    shouldn't someone hack his account :)
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    mo4form
    Flash player
    Posted by mo4form Aug. 10, 2008 @ 12:48 PM EDT

    I wanted to post somthing on newgrounds for a while
    would some1 plz tell me where can i find a flash player?
    EDIT*****Someone REALLY gotta do batmans fight with his mother and sis .. it would be funny
    ANOTHER FUCKING EDIT*****flat broke but still buying a flash .. then there will be another issue - how to use the fucking thing , i gotta borrow some dough from the national bank of my ol' place .. i hope mom is still alive .. that bitch

    Badunkadunking :D

    Can I try for Kayle or News Announcer? Plus I can do demons and monsters, thats kinda my thing. lol

    NO, DAMMIT!!

    Im sorry for being such a fail. liife gets in the way.

    will do them voices tomorrow afternoon.

    huh?

    email: tomamoto@gmail.com
    aim: mrpez95
    previous work: <a href="http://www.tomamoto.com">http://www.tomamoto.com</a>

    I wanted to audition for Kayle. I heard a rumor that you won't cast the overused newgrounds voice actors, which is cool if that's true, but let me know ;D

    Apparently people like making rumors about me. Ignore them. This is open to anybody >B)

    I was just wondering if you received my E-mail or not.

    Yup, thanks for saying that, I probably need to be sending a confirmation email out to everybody.

    I can fit for Romeo without even trying. What does I gotta say? D:

    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/175714">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/175714</a>

    Just me talking normal about situation in the hip-hop section of the audio portal.

    yeah man, i could see you playing Romeo. I'll send you the practice lines, oh and love your beats btw

    I can take Kayle or any random person lol

    aight

    id try for your news announcer part, i dont have any back work cause ive just recently decided id like to try voice acting

    aim - XxAhrimanesxX
    msn- XxAhrimanesxX@live.com

    S'aight, I'm takin' all auditions =)

    Well i guess that i could be a crackhead LOL

    hehe aight

    Maybe the thirteen yearold, or crackheads, my hometown has many of both.

    Here's an example:
    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/456846">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /456846</a>

    Gonna be intense yo.

    haha. ok, sending u the practice lines

    Also... email would be war_spawn@hotmail.com and my aim is LyricalVisionary. I kinda forgot to leave that here.

    email is cluefinder2001@yahoo.com btw
    AIM: nickmontyds

    i agree with war-spawn

    lil question about kyle, does he have any accent or no accent at all? since i cant imitate accents that well and thx for reminding me i forgot :o, ill record those lines today if possible

    No accent required, age accuracy is most important here next to acting ability.

    Blues sounds OK, but I could also do a professional news announcer type voice. whatever you would need me for would be cool, but specifically News Announcer or Blues.
    Here's a link to me re-enacting a scene from the big lebowski, its not my best work, but I think I could give you some great results.
    <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/143366">http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/liste n/143366</a>

    aim: joewigger@aim.com
    email: joewigger@aim.com

    k, lines sent

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