HEEELP HOME DEPOT IS EATING MEEE

I got a job there, and it's kicking my ass. Alas, I'm glad to have a job, because if sure somewhere around 80% of people in MI between 16-19 don't have one, and my parents have graciously told me they refuse to help me pay for college LMAO XDXDX LOLOLOL ^_^ Kawai Sugoi-chan

Anyway, I'm over the halfway done mark with the rough animations for Necropolis: Xenophobe. It doesn't sound like much, but the movie is literally 15 minutes (The real-time storyboard has been done with all the music and VA included, so yup my work's cut out for me), and it's coming out just how I wanted. There's two fights, two people taking a shit, and one prissy hoe dragged down the street by her hair.

This movie gave me some real time to think about my writing, I wanted it to be a prequel to DevilSlayer, but it's going off in it's own direction so I guess my cartoons really are schizophrenic, go figure. Ehh yall don't care about continuity do you?

You better not, because if I get a "Hey this isn't DevilSlayer!" review, I'll be at your house, putting out a hot cigar in your chest.

HEEELP HOME DEPOT IS EATING MEEE

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Quarl 2009-04-29 12:29:16

guuuhhhh, paying for your own education is tough shit. You planning on going? Some schools offer really nice scholarships for awesome portfolios...

JazLyte 2009-04-29 12:29:16

Yeah man, I had an Aid screw-up last semester at COMMUNITY college and they put a hold on my account so yeah what was next was pretty obvious, but I really want to go to any good Midwest or East Coast art school. I'm looking at NY since my older bro and his wife are about to go there for art school but I forget which one, I really need to get looking again.

Starogre 2009-04-29 12:37:51

love the colors in your art

JazLyte 2009-04-29 12:37:51

Thanks, yeah I like a lot of purple for a straight dude OH WEEEEELLLL

mysticnamja 2009-04-29 12:43:22

Is Home Depot Physically demanding? From what i've seen, i've never seen a male cashier.

Men are all manual labor/ knowledge bout tools it seems.

JazLyte 2009-04-29 12:43:22

YES it is. My boy Anthony is a cashier, but other than this gay dude, he's the only male one. I know how to fix shit, but I'm not an expert and don't know a lot of terminology, so I got slapped with Lot Associate lol. Oddly enough, I spend most of my time carrying lumber, showers, bathtubs and cabinets and shit back and forth across the store

ColdReaver 2009-04-29 13:40:48

I've analyzed your symptoms and it's worse than I thought.. you've got chronic layziness. Lol, but seriously lifting all that heavy shit will make you ripped! so think of the positives and not the job simply kicking your ass. Positive! think positive and everything will be golden, or gravy or a piece of cake. Whatever you want to call it lol.

JazLyte 2009-04-29 13:40:48

Oh, you and your golden gravy cake!

RetributionVox 2009-04-29 14:06:18

You forgot that one of your best fuckin friends lives in NY also!!!

JazLyte 2009-04-29 14:06:18

lol yezzirp, actually i got quite a few artist friends in NY for some reason

BiffTheTimid 2009-04-29 14:30:53

I wish I had a jearb. Though if I did, I'd never have time to animate, so I guess that's cool.

That's sweet that you've made that much progress so far. Just make sure that you don't skimp on scenes due to the long duration of the movie. I'm sure it'll be awesome. But wait, that isn't Devil Slayer..... ROFLSAUCEONMYBALLS

JazLyte 2009-04-29 14:30:53

Thanks bruh. Oh and, trust me, I'm going all out on this flick. Last year, I didn't make one coherent project, this is about to make up for that. ANF YES THERE WILL BE LOTS OF ROFLSAUCE w0000000000

RubberNinja 2009-04-29 14:55:39

Well it can't be as bad as the 2 years I worked at Hungry Jacks (Burger King is called that here in Australia) from age 14 to 16... I'd rather put a gun in my mouth then ever have to work with food again.

JazLyte 2009-04-29 14:55:39

I feel your pain, fast food jobs SUCK ASS, I worked one from the time I was 15 up until September 08, when they fired me I was happy.

frikipedia 2009-04-29 14:57:58

You have very good parents. :)

JazLyte 2009-04-29 14:57:58

Oooooh yea!

Caesura 2009-04-29 19:14:58

Yeah, even everywhere else in the world jobs are like gold dust at the moment! I work at a pub and i get the best pay rate out of all my friends, i'm so freakin lucky it's scary. The picture looks good and i look forward to your next toon!

GreyGreySilver 2009-04-29 21:20:21

Where is the Home Depot you work at? I am in MI too and wated to know.

Kyaztro 2009-04-29 22:16:32

The man in that picture appears to have been shot 5 times and stabbed in the back with 3 swords, but due to his obesity it is also likely that he died from several different cardiovascular ailments. After further analysis, I have come to the conclusion that the bullet wound to the head was the most likely cause of death.
maybe

JazLyte 2009-04-29 22:16:32

Very perceptive, NYUKKA. Now I can't let you navigate away from this page alive.

Mizox 2009-04-29 23:58:41

at least you haven't had a toilet seat glued to your ass, yet...

JazLyte 2009-04-29 23:58:41

Ha! I wish I would sit on a toilet at my job without covering it, I've seen some shit in that bathroom I've never seen before...plural...and literally...with no pun intended...

SardonicSamurai 2009-05-23 19:41:13

I had to pay for all of my college out of pocket. Yea, it's not fun at all :(

DrSalvadork 2009-05-24 08:52:38

Wooow, 15 mins... Will be awesomeness.