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Newgrounds, You've Cured Me

Posted by JazLyte - November 19th, 2008

Racism, Atheism, Burger King. Okay I'm done ranting for now.

I see alot of people couldn't tell I was joking about my ADD causing my continuity problems lol. I DO have ADD, but I'm a mild perfectionist, as in nothing I make is perfect but I'm still anal about what I choose to go through with. That's the problem.

Anyway, I've been encouraged. I threw a random bunch of clips together that i thought were crap and not only did it get front page, but it's the most viewed/reviewed thing I've made all year. Tickle your asscrack Newgrounds, you've encouraged me to choose one of the clips from Broken Glazz and finish the whole project that I yanked it from.

Which one is it, you ask? It's the one where th

Newgrounds, You've Cured Me

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VACKenny

"but I'm a mild perfectionist, as in nothing I make is perfect but I'm still anal about what I choose to go through with. That's the problem."

You and me both, man.

JazLyte

Pain in the ass, ain't it?

RubberNinja

Burger King is called Hungry Jacks here.

True story.

JazLyte

What? Same franchise too? Hah, how weird the pointless name changes are between english-speaking countries. It's just like I saw on that Nostalgic Cartoons post you made, you called "Batman Beyond" "Batman of the Future". It's "Beyond" here, and I'm sure beyond isn't a curse word in Australia lol.

MindChamber

aight then, get to it.

JazLyte

That I shall, after this shitload of schoolwork. Last 3 weeks of the semester...

MrScriblam

the first one

JazLyte

mehhhhbeh.....

sorbitol

The photo above suggests that you have locked yourself away in an underground bunker, possibly for fear of a nuclear holocaust?

I should stress that, to the best of my knowledge, the nuclear holocaust has been postponed until the year 2035 and the blast itself will only effect small animals and plants as long as you keep the windows closed.
You are safe to come out now.

JazLyte

Lol or it could also mean that my computer's in the basement. But frankly your version of the story sounds cooler.

Gerkinman

Its true what Rubber Ninja says.

JazLyte

What the shit?

http://www.hungryjacks.com.au/

thedo12

your a secretly white, atheist who wants to stop burger kings plot to take over the world?

am I getting this right?

JazLyte

SSShhhh! I'm under cover as an agnostic black guy who loves burger king...

ColdReaver

Good! now stick with it XD
no more of that restarting crap lol, even if you think that it aint perfect, complete it anyway, for the sake of continuity lol

JazLyte

You got it. Heh I've been studying some of my old inspiration, I think I know what I want to do now.

Tystarr

*cocks gun*
Okay man..no restarting.
or Else.

JazLyte

O_O Yez....zir...?

Mahamarr

Ha, you said "anal!"

*Ahem* Anyway, good for you! Awesome to hear that we'll be able to see more of your work. I'm looking forward to it!

JazLyte

the BOOTYHOLE

Dazmi

I think most people are like that with the whole "nothing I make is perfect" deal.
I'm like that too (maybe not in the same sense as other people) but normally I'm okay with what I make.

It's funny how you stopped right in the middle after you mentioned you had ADD :]

JazLyte

shhhhh.....dont draw attention to the gap......

dirtshake

Yay for continuity!!!

And no guys, he doesn't live in a bunker. It's his basement.
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..
...
wait...how come whenever I come over there's sooo much food down there???? And the swords...

I thought I knew you.... O_O

JazLyte

NUPE

WAaAzZAaA

nice!

still...

why only black dudes?

JazLyte (Updated )

Cuz I feel like it. Are you gonna go ask that half of your Favorite Authors list why they only animate white people? if their lack of diversity doesn't bother you then mine shouldn't either. Sorry, but please don't hold me to a standard you aren't holding to everybody else.

ZekeySpaceyLizard

oompa loompas

JazLyte

OH GAWD NO

ColdReaver

He has food stashed in his basement? I'll come over and eat it all =P and swords? I'll snatch those too XD

JazLyte

THIS FOOD IS NOT FOR NEGROID INDIVIDUALS SUCH AS YOURSELF.

WAaAzZAaA

chill

i just wanted to know.

i have 4 animations, 1 is sticks, another is about chickens, and the other 2 have one black guy in it. I dont have standards.

also, yeah slavery exists.
here's a report that says you can buy 3 african kids for 65 bucks.
No, im not joking.

<a href="http://olganza.com/2007/09/09/la-esclavitud-infantil-en-africa/">http://olganza.com/2007/09/09/la-escl avitud-infantil-en-africa/</a>

It's in spanish, but the red letters are pretty understandable, i supose.

ColdReaver

What!? lol I'm the chief n***a around here and don't you forget it XD

JazLyte

That's it motherfucker, ANIMATOR BEEF! Makin that diss cartoon right now!

ColdReaver

BRING IT ON BITCH!!

JazLyte

D= Wuhuhuh.....You didn't have to call me a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch! Waaaah!!

RetributionVox

O.O ...but you're black...and african american cannot animate...
lol, nah, just fuckin with ya..

Great movie.

PolishMatt

Chocolate man! Jerry Jackson everyone.

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